MysticLyman's Reviews

[AGNRY FAIC MAN!!!]

It's not for children, but it's pretty funny.

AGNRY FAIC MAN is a comic strip about a man named AGNRY FAIC MAN who has the power to shoot lasers from his nipples, and, perhaps more notably, stretch out and consume anything with his asshole. The comic strip documents his obscure and often amusing adventures and features plenty of misspelling and shock comedy. Most of the strips lack a legitimate punchline, and some of the strips, such as "AGNRY FAIC MAN EATS AT SUBWAY" and "AGNRY FAIC MAN EATS AT SUBWAY 2" simply have no punchline at all.

Based on this description, it's pretty safe to say it's not for "SMALL CHILDREN OF ALL AGES >:(". However, pre-teens and younger teens will get a kick out of the rampant misspelling and the shock comedy.

[Full Metal Sonic]

Just really, really good.

The animation, graphics, and alignment with the music made this a really good intro variant! That's all I can say right now.

[Sonic Halo]

Too short, but fun!

This was pretty cool stuff. Seeing Knuckles as the Arbiter amused me, as did the floating island as Halo.

But this was too short. You should definitely do a Part 2.

[Flyerman Demo]

What do I do?

Why should I ride on the box bird when I can simply fly over the same surfaces faster? The bird seems to be more of an obstacle given that it knocked over a crate that ended up blocking a powerup as a result of its location. What am I supposed to be doing, anyway? Riding the box bird produced the same result as not riding it and (theoretically; the author hasn't coded in any function for the powerup yet) collecting the powerup: I ended up running into a wall that told me the demo was over. What would the powerup do if I collected it? I'm sure the end result will give me a clear objective with reasons why I should grab the powerup and keep track of the bird, but as it stands now, this game is little more than a demonstration of your ability to draw and code in flash. If you consider this mean, I'm sorry, but there's little game to actually demonstrate yet.

[Bungee Rescue]

Solid

Not much I can say here. This is a solid, enjoyable game. I highly recommend this to anyone.

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[Sonic the Pervert 2]

One of the best adult games I have played.

If anyone on Newgrounds liked the first game at least a little bit, they must play Sonic the Pervert 2. It is a game that is not only superior to its predecessor in almost every conceivable way, it is also one of the best adult games ever made on Newgrounds.

Graphics- 9/10

The models of the characters are very well drawn, and all other graphics don't look ugly at all. In fact, I would have given the graphics a 10 had Farfan not made the females bulky.

Style- 8/10

Sonic the Pervert 2 actually has a story to it, unlike most adult games which have plots like "Play snap to undress the girl!" and such. Though it may be considered a bit lame, at least a non-demeaning story is existant.

Additionally, the game caters to both male and female gamers by adding two stories, one is Sonic's story, and one is Rouge's story, enabling you to undress both male (Rouge) and female (Sonic) characters. Rouge's story feels a bit easier because the males generally wear no clothing (clothing was added in by Farfan in some areas) but there is no difference between the two stories.

The bonus content, however, does not feel fleshed out well. Most of it is in-game artwork and in-game sound, but what was left were a few well-done hentai pics.

Sound: The game sounds good, but it would have definitely sounded better if the sound were optimized. This especially goes for the voicework.

Violence: Violence is nonexistant. But that doesn't mean it's a bad thing.

Interactivity: 9/10

The game is very fast-paced at all difficulty levels and the gameplay is intense, varied, and... feels strangely rewarding. A little bit of control shakiness, but that's about it.

Humor: 2/10

Not too much humor in it, but the game is weird in some aspects. Some of the hentai pics are so obscure they're funny, but that's about it.

Overall: 9/10

Play this game. Now.