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[Napoleon Toadamite]

Almost no humor can be found here.

Note to all flash artists who were inspired by this: Actually making fun of Mario/Napoleon Dynamite is funny. Giving Toad a Napoleon Dynamite makeover is not. The same applies to the rest of the film.

The only funny part was the ending. And I'm not talking about the dance scene; somehow you managed to make the most enjoyable scene in the movie suck. The funny part was after that; when you were describing their futures. That was funny.

Napoleon Dynamite is a funny movie. But you took everything that made the movie fun out of this parody.

At least the graphics were good. And at least the animation was decent. But this just makes the movie an empty shell; even Date Movie is funnier than this, and Date Movie is not that funny.

Tobunshi responds:

Yeah, it's a pretty horrible animation. I can't even begin to tell you how much I regret making it. I did learn a valuable lesson though: Don't EVER animate ideas by Sean, especially when it's early in the morning with no sleep.

P.S. Date Movie was the worst thing I've ever seen.

[PS3 V 360]

Though the PS3 might, this flash does not suck.

My prediction on the console wars is that the Wii will end up winning, being as it's catering to everyone, not just gamers. Heck, even I want the Wii! The 360 will probably come out in second, and the PS3 in third. Sony just lost its grip on console gaming.

And to everyone who says the PS3 sucks: The Xbox 360's launch was worse than the PS3's, and look where it is now.

Anyhoo...

I thought the flash was somewhat enjoyable. Nothing too major, though. It ends up being just another boring console brawl.

Eskimomo responds:

Thanks :D

[[][][][2]]

Pretty cool!

You've done a great job once again. A bit short, but still great.

mugnus responds:

Part 3 will be even better. He now has the power to transform into a dragon AND a kraken. And i hope I'll get it longer.

Anyways for reviewing them both you get a cookie. ;)

[kitty krew must die,again]

150K views?

So this submission has 150k views...
and 7 reviews
and 309 votes...

did you stuff the view count with a bot or something?

Anyways, I liked this submission. Very funny and very thought-provoking.

Organclock responds:

actually i was quite suprised myself, i was tlaking to my girlfriend on the phone and i asked her to check my veiws and she said 20800, and i checked after we got off the phone (3 to four hours) and it was at 150k. so i gues peopel wernt in a voting/ revewieing mood, but i assure you this is not bot-ed

[[KK] Krispy Kreme]

Still senseless, but not too bad.

This is actually a pretty good KK submission. Nothing sexy about this, but it is definitely better than the usual KK stuff. Should have a higher score than it does now IMO.

Rodney-Mutt-Mullen responds:

you didnt find it juss a little sexy :'(

[How KK Cartoons are Made!]

Thanks for making the Kitty Krew look good.

You definitely have a point. Too bad this submission is literally nothing.

kitty-and-meander responds:

And hows that?

[[][][][]]

Wow... intense!

That was a really cool movie! And I must say, the intensity of it hooked me! Seeing a bunch of faceless stick figures do battle with one another in this video is quite thrilling! Audio was great, except for a little crackiness in one part. Animation was KILLER and made the doodle-like graphics look cool. Overall this movie is very well done.

One question though: How do you expect people to come and see your movie with a name like "[][][][]"?

mugnus responds:

Yeah my skills in editing audio amazes me everytime. this time it's still better than in my last animation. I need to work on that.

To your question about the [][][][]
Give me a title that dosen't tell what the movie totally is about and dosen't sound like "ultimate FBF random killing thing" I'll use that name for it.
But i guess [][][][] was interesting enough since you to click on "watch movie" and you enjoyed it.

anyways thanks for you detailed review.
(finally something i was able to respond good)